Wait. What? WHO THE FUC...

Pope Viper

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You DON'T REMAKE CONAN.

YOU DON'T!

Jesus Christ, I was 12 when that came out.
 

Yamu

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At least they're using no-names, mostly. I'm not holding out hope for it, but it could've been another remake with an all-star cast.

Oh, and incidentally... (you were probably already aware of this one, but I thought I'd leave it here anyway as a trap, just in case.)
 
Total Recall remake could work if it follows the original Dick storyline more closely. The other movie took a lot of liberties, I think.
 

Yamu

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Yeah, she's probably going to be enough to render this thing rentable for me. (Tough to believe she's almost 40...)

Actually, the strength of the casting is probably what's going to make me go see the new Total Recall when it hits theaters, too. Bryan Cranston as Cohaagen should be more than sufficient to compensate us for the fact that Colin Ferell is playing Quaid. If not, Biel and Nighy should carry it over the line. I hereby predict on absolutely no solid evidence that it's going to be at least as watchable as Paycheck.
 

Buxbaum666

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23% on Rotten Tomatoes, same for top critics only. I'd steer clear of this one.
 
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